Your microwave is about to be fancy AF. Cup Noodles, the world’s finest purveyors of oddly textured, hard “corn” and “pea” pieces, is moving into the exotic foods game with new Shark Fin and Softshell ...

Even though I never have cooked turtle soup or tried to catch or clean a turtle, I do have an interest in someday sitting down to a bowl. In Oklahoma, there are state regulations on taking turtles.