Patrick Star is every lovable mess-up squadmate who cost you a weekend because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut during ...

Philadelphia Eagles star Cooper DeJean chose to sign a Patrick Mahomes card, but he had to add a special message to it before handing it back over to a fan.

And in Bikini Bottom, that individual is Patrick Star. To civilians, Patrick is just SpongeBob’s best friend — the goofy sidekick with no job, no ambition and a brain full of cotton candy.